I shook some Tabasco sauce at a restaurant without realizing it was half open. It got on my jacket.
Worst story I've ever written, by the way...
I'm lazy. If you want a quick laugh, read through my news posts and the comments.
21, Male
University of Houston
United States
7/19/10
- Level:
- 22
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- 6,298
- Vote Power:
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- Corporal
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Recent Game Medals
46,455 Points
You made a deal! 100 Points
I hope you chose the money.
Nailed the interview 50 Points
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points
Good luck with your new career.
How stupid are you? 5 Points
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You are a murderer 25 Points
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points
...
You are the chair 50 Points
And you should be damn proud.
Your pants are on fire 5 Points
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
AI never gives up 25 Points
You found a stalker!
Suicide 5 Points
You monster.
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