I know some users kept records of old threads like Ng-BBS-Goldmine and NG-Library (by Hybrid-of-Souls). I only know of these, but if you stumbled upon this news post and you know of other collections like the aforementioned, please DM me! I'll include it here.

Anyways these are funny:

have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character

Luis is a meanie butt (This one I had to find through the Wayback Machine! I'm glad someone else archived it.)

Why do girls go to Comic Con? (by yours truly)

pseudo-deep shitty thread

Best way to hijack a thread

Seinfeld and "What's the Deal...?"

I once had this linked in my signature, but the thread unfortunately got deleted. It's too funny not to share, but it doesn't warrant a forum post. I can't fit it in my signature either as there are other threads I want to keep. Hope someone gets a laugh for anyone who visits my profile:

https://web.archive.org/web/20190121194208/http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1244034

I shook some Tabasco sauce at a restaurant without realizing it was half open. It got on my jacket.

Worst story I've ever written, by the way...

I hate it when I misspell something in my posts. Especially when it's in the title of a thread I make.

Oh well. It's best to learn from mistakes.

I'm allergic to peanut butter. My friend gave me a peanut butter cookie on accident, and it's funny to see how everyone reacted.

"SPIT IT OUT, ERIK!"
"YOU'LL DIE IF YOU EAT TOO MUCH!"

"Okay, okay, eating a little bit won't hurt me."

"JUST SPIT IT OUT IN THIS BROWN PAPER BAG"

"In front of everyone???"

"RIGHT NOW."
....
"I'm sorry that I could have killed you!"

Sometimes, I wonder.

I've changed.

It's good to make observations.

Why is it that your forums make me laugh so much?

This is a tutorial on how to solve 48 ÷ 2 ( 9 + 3 ). The problem has been spaced out for your benefit. I'm doing this because I can (and because of this.) THERE ARE TWO WAYS OF SOLVING THIS PROBLEM SINCE THIS IS A TROLL PROBLEM. Why? PEMDAS and BEDMAS screw everything up...

PEMDAS:

Now, since everyone on Newgrounds should be at least ten years old, everyone should know the order of operations: PEMDAS. First, you do parenthesis, then exponents, then multiplication AND division, then addition AND subtraction. So, the first thing to the problem that you should do is solve the parenthesis in this problem.

9 + 3 = 12. So now we are left with:

48 ÷ 2 (12). When you have a parenthesis next to a number, it means you should multiply, so the problem is really:

48 ÷ 2 × 12.

Division and multiplication are of equal rank, meaning the equation needs to be solved from left to right. 48 ÷ 2 = 24. So:

24 × 12. Solve.

288. Don't believe me? Here's some proof, and there is some proof at the bottom of the page.

BEDMAS:

Everything about the addition in this problem can stay the same. However, things get different once the multiplication and division is reached. Because brackets come before multiplication, here is what happens.

Once you reach 48 ÷ 2 (12) (after adding what are in the brackets), because multiplying through brackets comes first, it is really:

48 ÷ 24.

2. (Note: This answer is also reached by using the distributive property.)

So really, there are two answers, depending on which system you want to use. Most answers for me come up as 288 because I live in America in a certain state you can easily tell I live in, which uses PEMDAS. However, using the other system, BEMDAS, a different answer will be reached.

I think I've been successfully trolled by completing this.