I'm allergic to peanut butter. My friend gave me a peanut butter cookie on accident, and it's funny to see how everyone reacted.
"SPIT IT OUT, ERIK!"
"YOU'LL DIE IF YOU EAT TOO MUCH!"
"Okay, okay, eating a little bit won't hurt me."
"JUST SPIT IT OUT IN THIS BROWN PAPER BAG"
"In front of everyone???"
"I'm sorry that I could have killed you!"
Sometimes, I wonder.