Total Medals Earned: 2,653 (From 400 different games.) Total Medal Score: 49,270 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Beaten the first level.
Saved Kate.
Killed by every type of hazard.
Found the first Rune of Shalak.
Found the 8-bit world.
Medals Earned: 7/25 (35/275 points)
Gifts - 3 place
Gifts - 4 place
Height - 4 place
Helicopters - 4 place
Length - 3 place
Length - 4 place
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Height - 3 place
Helicopters - 3 place
Gifts - 1 place
Gifts - 2 place
Height - 1 place
Height - 2 place
Helicopters - 1 place
Helicopters - 2 place
Length - 1 place
Length - 2 place
Gifts - Best
Height - Best
Helicopters - Best
Length - Best
Medals Earned: 5/11 (120/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Kill 10 of each elf type
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Get a 40 combo
Get 2000+ points
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Get a score of 300
Get 50m away from the laser
Get a score of 999
Get 128m away from the laser
Master the use of the Scroll Lock key (score of 1500)
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/425 points)
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Get a game over.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
get a combo of 25
get a combo of 50
get a combo of 100
Medals Earned: 7/9 (135/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/85 points)
Pick up some fuel
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up a battery
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'